What is a Bitcoin Maxi?

Howdily didly doo interwebs, Creed Bratton here. A slow day @ Dunder Mifflin means time to tippity clickity some thoughts onto this blog that Ryan set up a while ago.

Answering the question of “What is a Bitcoin Maxi” is as rhetorical as answering “what is the meaning of life”… the point of the question is not to find an answer, but rather to explore the ideas that come from the question itself.

Maxis cannot be boxed into a monolith of belief or behavior (as we are seeing with the ordinal debate). Regardless of the thousands of bubbles in the Bitcoin Maxi venn diagram, the center of the circle has three main commonalities.

1. Sovereignty: Maxis hold the belief that the individual > the group. The ability to control your own destiny and win or lose based on your own merits. Maxis are not in Bitcoin to influence the lives of others, rather to retake control of their own. Maxi conviction comes from the ability to be a sovereign individual.
2. Skepticism: Maxis exist because of a distrust in the legacy system. The reason Satoshi invented Bitcoin is to rid the financial system of “trusted 3rd parties”. Who is the most trusted 3rd party of them all? The final backstop, The Federal Reserve. #EndTheFed. Maxi conviction is born through skepticism of centralized systems which are failing us.
3. NGU: x / 21,000,000 = NGU... Bitcoin Maxis measure their wealth (x) relative to a fixed denominator (21,000,000). Fixed supply combined with divisibility, exponentially increasing adoption, and a hyperinflating fiat economy that is orange-pilling the world on its own. Maxi conviction comes from the NGU design.

For better and worse, there are countless types of Maxis -

Corporate-friendly thinkbois like Nic Carter, grifters like Pomp, billionaire gigachads like Saylor, under the radar pleb miners (like Creed’s friend Jon), builders like Jack Mallers, “toxic” Maxis like Svetski, #GetOnZero financial advisors like LaserHodl, “everything except Bitcoin is a shitcoin” zealots (not gonna name names), John Galts building out the new world like Untapped, and thousands of anonymous plebs worldwide psyoping the world into Bitcoin adoption through memes and successful ratios of legacy institution Twitter posts.

In the future Creed may go over the necessity and function of “toxic” Bitcoin Maxis as infection fighting white blood cells, but an excess production of abnormal white blood cells is called Leukemia...

Point being, try to be one of the net-positives. Be a resource to the no-coiners in your life, an encourager of best practices, and for fuck’s sake don’t tell them to #GetOnZero after 18 months of up only. The goal of a Bitcoin Maxi shouldn’t be to convince someone to be all-in, the goal should be to convince someone to #GetOffZero.

So what is a Bitcoin Maxi? Creed doesn’t know. Whatever you want it to be!

The point of “fuck you” money is the ability to say GFY to both the moral high ground monopolists who tell you to #GetOnZero and the most powerful banking institution in human history.

Fix the money, fix the world. And go fuck yourself!

-Creed